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Ranked #436 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@vikashkprajapat
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingF
Not a RobotA
YapperF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.72/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Barely a joke attempted this semester. The teacher respects the commitment to being serious."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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@vikashkprajapat on X: GPA 2.72 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Shitposting (F). Teacher's comment: "Barely a joke attempted this semester. The teacher respects the commitment to being serious.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.