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STUDENT@umutozganai
HOMEROOMThe Control Room
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitF
SincerityD
ShitpostingD
Not a RobotD
YapperB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.22/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The patterns are visible. Each format repeats on a predictable schedule."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Assigned to the optimization wing. The teacher follows the numbers.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.