Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@tyronegirl76

HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsC

RagebaitF

SincerityINC^*

ShitpostingC

Not a RobotA

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.32/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts that want to communicate, not detonate. Rare and documented."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

* Sincerity: INC. The sample was too short to establish a consistent voice.

Placed in the open-mic classroom. Please come prepared.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

PARENT SIGNATURE

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.