Official grade slip

Ranked #371 of 374 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@trump

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsINC^*

RagebaitF

SincerityD

ShitpostingD

Not a RobotD

YapperB

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE1.86/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Sincerity is present in small quantities, like a condiment the teacher can barely taste."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

* Original Posts: Insufficient evidence to grade. Posts were too ambiguous to evaluate.

Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

PARENT SIGNATURE

@trump on X: GPA 1.86 out of 4.30, summer school. Teacher's comment: "Sincerity is present in small quantities, like a condiment the teacher can barely taste.".

Captionjust got my report card and it says: bait-proof. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/trump

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Grade another handle

How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.