Official grade slip

Ranked #338 of 426 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@trollfootball

HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsD

RagebaitD

SincerityINC^*

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.26/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Hard to find evidence of a post that wasn't also somewhere else first."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

* Sincerity: INC. The sample was too short to establish a consistent voice.

Placed in the bit development class. The ideas need a room to breathe.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

PARENT SIGNATURE

@trollfootball on X: GPA 3.26 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Original Posts (D). Teacher's comment: "Hard to find evidence of a post that wasn't also somewhere else first.".

Captionjust got my report card and it says: person of few words. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/trollfootball

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.