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"Comedic attempts arrive regularly. Some of those attempts reach the destination."
Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.
Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.
@tracewoodgrains on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Comedic attempts arrive regularly. Some of those attempts reach the destination.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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