Official grade slip

Ranked #239 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@timothymaarv

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA

RagebaitF

SincerityB

ShitpostingD

Not a RobotA

YapperF

HONOR ROLL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.43/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Jokes attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The confidence is the whole post."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.

On the honor roll. The teacher had to read the card twice.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: person of few words. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/timothymaarv

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.