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"Posts that feel written, not produced. The teacher actually read these."
Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.
Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.
@thetrentharvey on X: GPA 3.93 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Shitposting (B). Teacher's comment: "Posts that feel written, not produced. The teacher actually read these.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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