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"Jokes attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The confidence is doing all the work."
Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.
Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.
@theozero on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "Jokes attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The confidence is doing all the work.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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