Official grade slip

Ranked #373 of 426 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@thee_as_agency

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA

RagebaitF

SincerityINC^*

ShitpostingD

Not a RobotA

YapperB

HONOR ROLL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.06/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The bit format is there, the timing is not. The teacher winced."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

* Sincerity: Insufficient data. Not enough posts to determine sincerity level.

Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.

Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.

PARENT SIGNATURE

@thee_as_agency on X: GPA 3.06 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "The bit format is there, the timing is not. The teacher winced.".

Captionjust got my report card and it says: cannot be provoked. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/thee_as_agency

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.