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Ranked #135 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@thecrimsonfuckr
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitC
SincerityA
ShitpostingA
Not a RobotA+
AttendanceC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.38/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Irregular posting with occasional streaks that raise hopes before going quiet again."

Placed in the bit development class. The ideas need a room to breathe.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@thecrimsonfuckr on X: GPA 3.38 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A+), weakest Attendance (C). Teacher's comment: "Irregular posting with occasional streaks that raise hopes before going quiet again.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.