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Ranked #198 of 517 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@theblazehen
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitC
SincerityA
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.33/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Started most conversations from scratch. A few clearly had a co-author called the timeline."

Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

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@theblazehen on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "Started most conversations from scratch. A few clearly had a co-author called the timeline.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.