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STUDENT@terekhinivan
HOMEROOMAura Farming
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityC
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotB
YapperD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.00/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Some posts arrived from the heart. Others arrived from the content calendar."

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Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@terekhinivan on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Some posts arrived from the heart. Others arrived from the content calendar.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.