"Reads like a human wrote it while thinking about something else. The best kind."
Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.
Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.
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@techiesreviews on X: GPA 3.55 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A+), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Reads like a human wrote it while thinking about something else. The best kind.".
Captionjust got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/techiesreviews
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How grading works
Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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