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Official grade slip

Ranked #86 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@tbmcal
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassA
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.50/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The feed is quiet. The comments sections of other people's feeds are another story."

Reply guy: more time in other people's threads than in their own.

Placed in the response track. The original ideas are pending review.

Honor roll confirmed. This account set a bar the rest of the class can see.

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@tbmcal on X: GPA 3.50 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "The feed is quiet. The comments sections of other people's feeds are another story.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.