@swiftyspiffy on X: GPA 3.88 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Shitposting (B). Teacher's comment: "Zero bait detected this semester. Either principled or extremely patient.".
Captionjust got my report card and it says: unbaitable. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/swiftyspiffy
Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.
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How grading works
Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
reportcard.lol