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Ranked #215 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@swattyjl
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitD
SincerityA+
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
YapperF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.27/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Most posts arrived from somewhere else and unpacked here without a note about the trip."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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@swattyjl on X: GPA 3.27 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Original Posts (D). Teacher's comment: "Most posts arrived from somewhere else and unpacked here without a note about the trip.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.