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Ranked #416 of 437 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@supabase
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitD
SincerityC
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotC
Talking in ClassC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.33/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Most posts read like they arrived via share and a light edit."

Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@supabase on X: GPA 2.33 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Shitposting (B), weakest Original Posts (D). Teacher's comment: "Most posts read like they arrived via share and a light edit.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.