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Ranked #474 of 517 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@sudheerthinks
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
RagebaitD
SincerityD
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotD
AttendanceB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.17/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Reads like an algorithm learned what a post looks like and started producing them on schedule."

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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@sudheerthinks on X: GPA 2.17 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Attendance (B), weakest Sincerity (D). Teacher's comment: "Reads like an algorithm learned what a post looks like and started producing them on schedule.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.