Official grade slip

Ranked #279 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@stuxnet_vt

HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA

RagebaitF

SincerityB

ShitpostingD

Not a RobotA+

YapperC

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.27/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Jokes attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The confidence is the whole post."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/stuxnet_vt

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.