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Ranked #383 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@stemonteduro
HOMEROOMThe Control Room
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitC
SincerityC
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotB
Talking in ClassB
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.00/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Real voice on weekends, content voice on weekdays. The schedule tells the story."

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@stemonteduro on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Real voice on weekends, content voice on weekdays. The schedule tells the story.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.