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Ranked #34 of 355 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@stellarflows
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsINC*
RagebaitF
SincerityA+
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA+
YapperD
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.98/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts without a hook designed to start a war in the comments. Every teacher's favorite."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

* Original Posts: Insufficient evidence to grade. Posts were too ambiguous to evaluate.

Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.

On the honor roll. The teacher had to read the card twice.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.