Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@stefanrows

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsB

RagebaitC

SincerityB

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA+

YapperD

HONOR ROLL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.38/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Sounds exactly like a person. No template patterns, no filler. The teacher approves."

Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/stefanrows

Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.