@squawk_alert on X: GPA 1.38 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (D), weakest Original Posts (F). Teacher's comment: "Original content: zero confirmed this semester. The grade is not a mistake.".
Captionjust got my report card and it says: repost machine. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/squawk_alert
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How grading works
Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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