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Ranked #234 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@spiderslim
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
YapperF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.22/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Hard to find a thought that wasn't already in wide circulation before it showed up."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Placed in the bit development class. The ideas need a room to breathe.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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@spiderslim on X: GPA 3.22 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Original Posts (D). Teacher's comment: "Hard to find a thought that wasn't already in wide circulation before it showed up.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.