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Ranked #341 of 540 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@specialkdelslay
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitC
SincerityB
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA+
Talking in ClassC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.05/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Replies often but keeps them at the surface. Agreement is logged. Arguments are not."

Placed in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Assigned to summer school. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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@specialkdelslay on X: GPA 3.05 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A+), weakest Talking in Class (C). Teacher's comment: "Replies often but keeps them at the surface. Agreement is logged. Arguments are not.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.