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Official grade slip

Ranked #213 of 426 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@soraiadev
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitF
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA+
YapperF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.65/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts without a hook designed to start a war in the comments. Every teacher's favorite."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

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@soraiadev on X: GPA 3.65 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A+), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Posts without a hook designed to start a war in the comments. Every teacher's favorite.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.