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"Somewhere between a real human and a brand account running a relatable content strategy."
Assigned to the encouragement track. The positivity is consistent.
Assigned to summer school. Fewer opinions, more drafts.
@shakira on X: GPA 2.50 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Somewhere between a real human and a brand account running a relatable content strategy.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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