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"Some posts were clearly meant to be funny. The teacher can confirm they were meant to be."
Assigned to the content curation track. The source material is noted.
On the honor roll. The teacher had to read the card twice.
@saurabhj on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Some posts were clearly meant to be funny. The teacher can confirm they were meant to be.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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