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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@sander_scode
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitF
SincerityA
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
YapperF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.43/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The algorithm is providing the ideas and the account is providing the button clicks."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.