Official grade slip

Ranked #133 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@sama

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA

RagebaitF

SincerityB

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA

YapperD

HONOR ROLL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.72/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"F in Ragebait. Meaning they never bait anyone. The teacher is suspicious."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: bait-proof. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/sama

Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.

Grade another handle

How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.