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"Mostly original with a trending format sneaking in every few posts. The seams are visible."
Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.
Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.
@rwrrll on X: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "Mostly original with a trending format sneaking in every few posts. The seams are visible.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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