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Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@rownwnwn
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitF
SincerityA+
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA+
YapperF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.53/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Most posts read like they arrived via share and a light edit."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@rownwnwn on X: GPA 3.53 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Original Posts (D). Teacher's comment: "Most posts read like they arrived via share and a light edit.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.