Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@rossbeale

HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsD

RagebaitF

SincerityA+

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA+

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.53/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Hard to find evidence of a post that wasn't also somewhere else first."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Placed in the bit development class. The ideas need a room to breathe.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: sincere student. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/rossbeale

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.