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Ranked #280 of 426 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@riverrly
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitD
SincerityA+
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA+
YapperF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.48/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Hard to find evidence of a post that wasn't also somewhere else first."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

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@riverrly on X: GPA 3.48 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Original Posts (D). Teacher's comment: "Hard to find evidence of a post that wasn't also somewhere else first.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.