Official grade slip

Ranked #253 of 426 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@repiet

HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsC

RagebaitF

SincerityINC^*

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.52/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts that want to communicate, not detonate. Rare and documented."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

* Sincerity: Insufficient data. Not enough posts to determine sincerity level.

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

PARENT SIGNATURE

@repiet on X: GPA 3.52 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "Posts that want to communicate, not detonate. Rare and documented.".

Captionjust got my report card and it says: bait-proof. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/repiet

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.