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"Original thoughts, clearly expressed. A pleasure to grade."
Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.
Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.
@remoterune on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Original thoughts, clearly expressed. A pleasure to grade.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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