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STUDENT@reedatlanticist
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitC
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
YapperD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.00/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Most posts arrived from somewhere else and unpacked here without a note about the trip."

Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@reedatlanticist on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Original Posts (D). Teacher's comment: "Most posts arrived from somewhere else and unpacked here without a note about the trip.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.