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Ranked #365 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@realpurplecandy
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingD
Not a RobotA
YapperC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.00/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Tries shitposting the way someone tries a cartwheel for the first time. Points for bravery."

Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@realpurplecandy on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "Tries shitposting the way someone tries a cartwheel for the first time. Points for bravery.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.