Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@rayhanadev

HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA

RagebaitD

SincerityB

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA+

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.77/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Reads like a human wrote it while thinking about something else. The best kind."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/rayhanadev

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.