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Ranked #470 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@purvahk
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitC
SincerityC
ShitpostingD
Not a RobotA
YapperF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.55/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts that reach for funny and come back with 'interesting.' Interesting is not funny."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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@purvahk on X: GPA 2.55 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Original Posts (D). Teacher's comment: "Posts that reach for funny and come back with 'interesting.' Interesting is not funny.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.