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STUDENT@pseudo_maverick
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotB
Talking in ClassC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.83/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Follows formats invented elsewhere and occasionally invents one. Occasionally."

Enrolled in community support. The effort is genuine and relentless.

Please report to summer school. The improvements have been described.

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@pseudo_maverick on X: GPA 2.83 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (B), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "Follows formats invented elsewhere and occasionally invents one. Occasionally.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.