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Ranked #500 of 517 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@potus46archive
HOMEROOMAura Farming
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitF
SincerityF
ShitpostingF
Not a RobotD
YapperB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE1.72/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts read like they were approved by a department. The department is one person."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Assigned to personal narrative studies. The protagonist is accounted for.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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@potus46archive on X: GPA 1.72 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (F). Teacher's comment: "Posts read like they were approved by a department. The department is one person.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.