Official grade slip

Ranked #341 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@pokemon

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsINC^*

RagebaitD

SincerityD

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotD

YapperC

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.40/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Every post feels produced. The camera is always on, the person is always ready."

* Original Posts: INC. The sample did not have enough to call it either way.

Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Caption"Every post feels produced. The camera is always on, the person is always ready." my report card came in. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/pokemon

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.