Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@pmarca

HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsB

RagebaitD

SincerityINC^*

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA+

YapperF

HONOR ROLL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.72/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Reads like a human wrote it while thinking about something else. The best kind."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

* Sincerity: Grade pending. The voice was too inconsistent to assess.

Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.

Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.

PARENT SIGNATURE

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.