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Ranked #397 of 452 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@plutotfolie
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.00/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Attendance in other people's threads: perfect. In their own: pending."

Reply guy: 20 replies to 12 posts this semester.

Assigned to the comment section. Permanent placement.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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@plutotfolie on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "Attendance in other people's threads: perfect. In their own: pending.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.