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"Half the feed sounds like a person. The other half sounds like a person's publicist."
Assigned to the debate wing. Strong opinions will be accommodated.
On the honor roll. The teacher had to read the card twice.
@piratesoftware on X: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Sincerity (C). Teacher's comment: "Half the feed sounds like a person. The other half sounds like a person's publicist.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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