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Ranked #447 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@pendraconix
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
RagebaitD
SincerityC
ShitpostingD
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.67/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Starts fewer conversations than they finish."

Reply guy: more time in other people's threads than in their own.

Enrolled in Replying to Things. The teacher has questions about the originals.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

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@pendraconix on X: GPA 2.67 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "Starts fewer conversations than they finish.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.