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Ranked #472 of 540 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@patzatorski
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityD
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotC
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.50/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Sincerity is present in small, carefully rationed amounts. Like a condiment."

Placed with the spirit committee. The enthusiasm has been well documented.

Remedial posting starts next semester. The syllabus is on the card.

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@patzatorski on X: GPA 2.50 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (D). Teacher's comment: "Sincerity is present in small, carefully rationed amounts. Like a condiment.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.