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"Posts that reach for funny and come back with 'interesting.' Interesting is not funny."
Assigned to personal narrative studies. The protagonist is accounted for.
On the honor roll. The teacher had to read the card twice.
@p4nthera_ on X: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "Posts that reach for funny and come back with 'interesting.' Interesting is not funny.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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